Friday, July 30, 2010

SB 1070

A report is out that Dora the explorer is now fighting deportation. She was arrested by Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona apparently after being stopped at a Taco stand in North Phoenix.
Dora is said to be a citizen of mexico who was brought to the United States by her Parents and Grandmother when she was a newborn.
Her friends Swiper the fox, Tico the squirrel,Issa the Iguana and Benny the bull were also picked up.
Booking records at the Sherriff's office show that all of them were being held on immigration charges at the time of going to the press.

An official from the department of Homeland Security who declined to be named however said that Dora was expected to be released on bond since she is married to a United states citizen, Boots.
There is no word yet on whether her other friends would be released on bond as well.